Sunday, June 21, 2009

Our New Promotional Video...

Help Us Pick a New Slogan...

We need a theme line for Guantanamo Bay, and we need your help.

Vote (see poll at right >>>>>>>>>>>>)
or send your own idea to

Orange is the New Black...

Who wants to worry about what to wear when you're on vacation? At Guantanamo Bay, it's all taken care of for you. You'll receive your complimentary orange jumpsuit at check-in, and that's the end of your fashion worries. So pack light, and enjoy your stay. You'll look great in orange!!

For Your Dining Pleasure...

If you love free food, you'll love Guantanmo Bay. All meals are prepared by the world's finest institutional chefs. And now you can take a taste of Gitmo home with our new "Gitmo Cookbook." It's a little Gitmo to-go!

Know Before You Go...

We want you to make the most of your visit to Guantanamo
so we suggest the following reading material. They'll
help you get better acquainted
with some of our local
customs, and
assure you have a most pleasant stay.

"The CIA Document of Human Manipulation"
a must read for any first time visitor, it covers
many of the "do's and don'ts" of Gitmo life.

"Waterboarding for Dummies" - this handy
guide covers all you need to know about
this famous Gitmo tradition. You'll want to
make sure you're doing it right.

"The Interrogation" - answers many of your
questions about asking questions.

Where to Stay...

This is NOT your father's detention center!! Forget everything you've heard. The new Guantanamo Bay features world-class accommodations, all in a safe and really, really, really secure environment. That's why there's no place in the world like Guantanamo Bay!!

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Where the Elite Meet...

Whether you're an ailing dictator looking for a little R&R, a retired government official looking for a little attention, or just good friends looking to spend some quality time together, Guantanamo Bay is the place for you.

Something Fun for Everyone!!

Every Thursday night is "Mardis Gras Nite!"

See first-run Hollywood hits every Friday night.

Sign up for the 1st Annual Gitmo Pro-Am Golf Classic.