tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77454799032599867232011-08-03T23:41:58.137-07:00Bruce Hopman...http://www.blogger.com/profile/13995756284145419023noreply@blogger.comBlogger81100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7745479903259986723.post-10870352688783862302009-06-21T12:10:00.001-07:002009-06-23T14:42:26.929-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JWoY3Y-2eww&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JWoY3Y-2eww&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7745479903259986723-1087035268878386230?l=gitmotourism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bruce Hopman...http://www.blogger.com/profile/13995756284145419023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7745479903259986723.post-40298777378590883782009-06-21T12:09:00.001-07:002009-06-29T22:33:58.844-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj6FdVh6FPI/AAAAAAAABCg/40C8acV7Qf8/s1600-h/votes.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; WIDTH: 108px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 108px; CURSOR: pointer" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349860146404791538" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj6FdVh6FPI/AAAAAAAABCg/40C8acV7Qf8/s200/votes.jpg" /></a> <style> <!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:"Cambria Math"; panose-1:2 4 5 3 5 4 6 3 2 4; mso-font-charset:0; mso-generic-font-family:roman; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:-1610611985 1107304683 0 0 159 0;} @font-face {font-family:Calibri; panose-1:2 15 5 2 2 2 4 3 2 4; mso-font-charset:0; mso-generic-font-family:swiss; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:-1610611985 1073750139 0 0 159 0;} /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-unhide:no; mso-style-qformat:yes; mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";} .MsoChpDefault {mso-style-type:export-only; mso-default-props:yes; font-size:10.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size:10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri;} @page Section1 {size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.0in 1.0in 1.0in; mso-header-margin:.5in; mso-footer-margin:.5in; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" >We need a theme line for Guantanamo Bay, and we need your help. </span><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-family:georgia;" ></span><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-family:georgia;" >Vote (see poll at right >>>>>>>>>>>>)</span><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-family:georgia;" >or send your own idea to</span><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-family:georgia;" ><a href="mailto:gitmotourism@gmail.com">gitmotourism@gmail.com</a><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;font-family:georgia;" ></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7745479903259986723-4029877737859088378?l=gitmotourism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bruce Hopman...http://www.blogger.com/profile/13995756284145419023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7745479903259986723.post-63720049543854546762009-06-21T12:08:00.001-07:002009-06-22T07:46:06.928-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj6HiVvnwkI/AAAAAAAABC4/03CN2UgyF80/s1600-h/juicy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 193px; height: 200px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj6HiVvnwkI/AAAAAAAABC4/03CN2UgyF80/s200/juicy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349862431384912450" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj6GmF4C7eI/AAAAAAAABCw/EO75j5-U7v0/s1600-h/orange-jumpsuit-722334.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 134px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj6GmF4C7eI/AAAAAAAABCw/EO75j5-U7v0/s200/orange-jumpsuit-722334.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349861396333129186" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj6GbGEjbNI/AAAAAAAABCo/xnug4m0rUoE/s1600-h/lil-kim-gal-mtv.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 156px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj6GbGEjbNI/AAAAAAAABCo/xnug4m0rUoE/s200/lil-kim-gal-mtv.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349861207407029458" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: georgia;">Who wants to worry about what to wear when you're on vacation? At Guantanamo Bay, it's all taken care of for you. You'll receive your complimentary orange jumpsuit at check-in, and that's the end of your fashion worries. So pack light, and enjoy your stay. You'll look great in orange!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7745479903259986723-6372004954385454676?l=gitmotourism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bruce Hopman...http://www.blogger.com/profile/13995756284145419023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7745479903259986723.post-44178157556883671572009-06-21T08:45:00.001-07:002009-06-22T07:12:22.482-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj5WVLZWeeI/AAAAAAAABB4/OMfmiq70QxQ/s1600-h/gitmo+cookbook.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 140px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj5WVLZWeeI/AAAAAAAABB4/OMfmiq70QxQ/s200/gitmo+cookbook.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349808329199090146" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj5WaNJlWnI/AAAAAAAABCA/O1VM193V78k/s1600-h/GTMO_detainee_meal.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 131px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj5WaNJlWnI/AAAAAAAABCA/O1VM193V78k/s200/GTMO_detainee_meal.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349808415569173106" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >If you love free food, you'll love Guantanmo Bay. All meals are prepared by the world's finest institutional chefs. And now you can take a taste of Gitmo home with our new "Gitmo Cookbook." It's a little Gitmo to-go!</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj5Wfy8azZI/AAAAAAAABCI/WXJeB88qUvs/s1600-h/meal+prep.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 131px; height: 200px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj5Wfy8azZI/AAAAAAAABCI/WXJeB88qUvs/s200/meal+prep.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349808511613848978" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj5WQYyo-tI/AAAAAAAABBw/0XejWLm-JOo/s1600-h/gitmo+mcdonalds.jpg"><br /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7745479903259986723-4417815755688367157?l=gitmotourism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bruce Hopman...http://www.blogger.com/profile/13995756284145419023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7745479903259986723.post-8287880788651234542009-06-21T08:40:00.000-07:002009-06-22T05:57:10.023-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj5VICr8QkI/AAAAAAAABBQ/QlpBeL_oEiU/s1600-h/waterboarding_for_dummies.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 160px; height: 200px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj5VICr8QkI/AAAAAAAABBQ/QlpBeL_oEiU/s200/waterboarding_for_dummies.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349807004011217474" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj5VD0sb_tI/AAAAAAAABBI/lhNF23pbN3o/s1600-h/KUBARK_Cover_Front.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 137px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj5VD0sb_tI/AAAAAAAABBI/lhNF23pbN3o/s200/KUBARK_Cover_Front.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349806931535724242" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >We want you to make the most of your</span><span style="font-family:georgia;"> </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >visit to Guantanamo<br />Bay, </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >so we suggest</span><span style="font-family:georgia;"> </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >the following reading material. </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >They'll</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" ><br />help you get better acquainted</span><span style="font-family:georgia;"> </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >with some</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" > of our local<br />customs, and</span><span style="font-family:georgia;"> </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >assure you have a most pleasant stay.</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:georgia;" ><br /></span><a style="font-weight: bold; font-family: georgia;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj5U7euPgvI/AAAAAAAABBA/PejTmSDZoqY/s1600-h/Interrogation-9326.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 133px; height: 200px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj5U7euPgvI/AAAAAAAABBA/PejTmSDZoqY/s200/Interrogation-9326.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349806788198761202" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:georgia;" ></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:georgia;" >"The CIA Document of Human Manipulation"</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:georgia;" >a must read for any first time visitor, it covers<br />many of the "do's and don'ts" of Gitmo life.<br /><br />"Waterboarding for Dummies" - this handy<br />guide covers all you need to know about<br />this famous Gitmo tradition. You'll want to<br />make sure you're doing it right.<br /><br />"The Interrogation" - answers many of your<br />questions about asking questions.<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7745479903259986723-828788078865123454?l=gitmotourism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bruce Hopman...http://www.blogger.com/profile/13995756284145419023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7745479903259986723.post-14945274468058862842009-06-21T08:23:00.000-07:002009-06-22T06:27:59.098-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj5S6n0YiAI/AAAAAAAABAY/I32R5iSKRDg/s1600-h/hotel+gitmo.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj5S6n0YiAI/AAAAAAAABAY/I32R5iSKRDg/s200/hotel+gitmo.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349804574437312514" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj5SzUwRgYI/AAAAAAAABAQ/ZiNr-teroUc/s1600-h/club+gitmo.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj5SzUwRgYI/AAAAAAAABAQ/ZiNr-teroUc/s200/club+gitmo.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349804449060716930" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" >This is NOT your father's detention center!! Forget everything you've heard. The new Guantanamo Bay features world-class accommodations, all in a safe and really, really, <span style="font-style: italic;">really</span> secure environment. That's why there's no place in the world like Guantanamo Bay!!</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj5QxnOA8CI/AAAAAAAABAI/O0r4ZKKROpM/s1600-h/hotel+gitmo.gif"><br /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7745479903259986723-1494527446805886284?l=gitmotourism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bruce Hopman...http://www.blogger.com/profile/13995756284145419023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7745479903259986723.post-28119627447803206072009-06-20T17:04:00.001-07:002009-06-22T10:00:22.545-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj-IiJlgE2I/AAAAAAAABDo/CVM6GzEQCKU/s1600-h/breakfast-club-gitmo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; width: 258px; float: right; height: 190px; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350145002609578850" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj-IiJlgE2I/AAAAAAAABDo/CVM6GzEQCKU/s200/breakfast-club-gitmo.jpg" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj17bbId60I/AAAAAAAAA_Y/GQgxZczVK54/s1600-h/cheney+waterboarding2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; width: 132px; float: left; height: 200px; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349567643455974210" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj17bbId60I/AAAAAAAAA_Y/GQgxZczVK54/s200/cheney+waterboarding2.jpg" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj16w9eNjNI/AAAAAAAAA_Q/1gj0vBCuLDA/s1600-h/castro.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; width: 474px; float: left; height: 286px; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349566913939606738" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj16w9eNjNI/AAAAAAAAA_Q/1gj0vBCuLDA/s200/castro.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" ></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" ></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" ><br /><br />Whether you're an ailing dictator looking for a little R&amp;R, a retired government official looking for a little attention, or just good friends looking to spend some quality time together, Guantanamo Bay is the place for you.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7745479903259986723-2811962744780320607?l=gitmotourism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bruce Hopman...http://www.blogger.com/profile/13995756284145419023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7745479903259986723.post-49630032485835154832009-06-20T13:25:00.000-07:002009-06-22T10:16:29.023-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj-71_VtCbI/AAAAAAAABEg/BfDkAXSUzfc/s1600-h/mardis+gras.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 130px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj-71_VtCbI/AAAAAAAABEg/BfDkAXSUzfc/s200/mardis+gras.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350201418549365170" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: georgia; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Every Thursday night is "Mardis Gras Nite!"</span><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj-71hPtreI/AAAAAAAABEY/zD9Q84ZuD98/s1600-h/harold_and_kumar_escape_from_guantanamo_bay_ver2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 135px; height: 200px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj-71hPtreI/AAAAAAAABEY/zD9Q84ZuD98/s200/harold_and_kumar_escape_from_guantanamo_bay_ver2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350201410471177698" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: georgia; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">See first-run Hollywood hits every Friday night.</span><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj-71VqKTRI/AAAAAAAABEQ/Nb5LVriD12g/s1600-h/gitmoposterliten.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 140px; height: 200px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WfDBND345Tk/Sj-71VqKTRI/AAAAAAAABEQ/Nb5LVriD12g/s200/gitmoposterliten.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350201407360879890" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;">Sign up for the 1st Annual Gitmo Pro-Am Golf Classic.</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7745479903259986723-4963003248583515483?l=gitmotourism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bruce Hopman...http://www.blogger.com/profile/13995756284145419023noreply@blogger.com